Friday, December 21, 2007

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Amazing Crysis Physics

Tons of points to my brother Brady, who linked me this video.



Source: Kotaku

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

MACHINE GIRL

Friday, November 16, 2007

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Friday, October 19, 2007

Get punched

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

I ran so far

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Friday, October 12, 2007

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Friday, October 5, 2007

Must check out.

I think Grayson and Reed will appreciate this most since they've beat the game already.

Permanent Link to this Video: Here

No video to embed, but I'd strongly advise following the above link and checking it out.

Source: The Escapist Magazine
Author: Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Dove

For Educational Purposes Only.



Yep. Thats what getting Rick Roll'd feels like.

Enjoy.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Friday, September 28, 2007

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Warhammer® 40,000TM: Dawn Of War® - Soulstorm

The Carnage Continues In THQ's Warhammer® 40,000TM: Dawn Of War® - SoulstormTM Standalone Expansion in Million-Unit Selling FranchiseScheduled for Spring 2008 Release


AGOURA HILLS, Calif. September 26, 2007 - THQ Inc. (NASDAQ:THQI) today announced Warhammer® 40,000™: Dawn of War® - Soulstorm™, the next standalone chapter in internal studio Relic Entertainment's award-winning Real-Time Strategy (RTS) franchise, is scheduled for release on Windows PC in spring 2008. Featuring an extensive interplanetary campaign spanning an entire star system in the Warhammer® 40,000™ universe, Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War - Soulstorm introduces two all-new factions for an unprecedented total of nine playable races.

"Relic Entertainment has set the standard for technical excellence and innovation in the RTS genre," said Bob Aniello, senior vice president of worldwide marketing, THQ. "Dawn of War - Soulstorm continues that tradition as a standalone title featuring all-new, brutally addictive single and multiplayer game-play that will hook newcomers and skilled Dawn of War veterans alike."

"In Dawn of War - Soulstorm, we've taken Games Workshop's epic war from one planet to an entire star system," said Tarrnie Williams, general manager, Relic Entertainment. "Allowing gamers to play nine unique races, introducing air units and providing multiplayer achievements for the first time creates a tremendous amount of new and challenging strategic gameplay for all player

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Secrets of Military Intelligence Unfolded

Its a YTMND of the inner-workings of Cruise-Missile logic programming.
Static Link: http://tomahawk.ytmnd.com

Thanks to Jeff for showing me this.

Source: http://www.ytmnd.com

Saturday, September 8, 2007

Friday, September 7, 2007

Bringing an Internet Chat-Room to Life



Warning: Explicit and sexually oriented language.

This video has been around for a couple years, but for those who haven't seen it, its a pretty interesting take on chat-rooms. Its kinda slow-paced and 11 minutes long.

Source: YouTube

Zero Puncuation Reviews Bio-Shock

What I lack in quantity, I make up for in quality:

Mike Hernandez introduced me to this Ben Croshaw guy's online videos and he's absolutely hilarious. Apparently he was born in England and is now living in Australia.

Sorry there's no embedded video, I didn't have the option to.

Link: Zero Punctuation's Review of Bio-Shock

Source: The Escapist Magazine
Author: Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

Thursday, September 6, 2007

High Speed Camera

theo jansen : artist | engineer | genius

My first post in... DECADES!?!?!



This may have been posted already. I'll delete it if it has been.

Video Source: YouTube
Official Source: College Humor

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Commando!

Friday, August 31, 2007

Laughing Yoga

Cruel Prank

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Friday, August 24, 2007

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Splatter Zone

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Friday, August 17, 2007

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Monday, August 13, 2007

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Is it because I hate kids so much?



Not sure, but something makes this video own.

Chinese Cars the New thing?

You'd better fucking hope they aren't.


ANOTHER SUPERFLIP! ZOMG!

Superflip V2.0

Reed: Superflip for great justice.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Thursday, July 12, 2007

How to

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Saturday, July 7, 2007

˙ʞɔıs ƃuıʞɔnɟ ɟı ǝʇıs sıɥʇ

http://www.revfad.com/flip.html

˙ssǝlpuǝ ǝɹɐ sǝıʇılıqıssod ǝɥʇ 'ʇno ʇı ʞɔǝɥɔ

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Burn your couch

This is unlike the general theme of the vault. This post is truly a blog, a place to express oneself. Without further ado:

Burn your Couch.

Microsoft. The inventor of one of the greatest platforms of all time (XBOX) is systematically destroying a fundamental aspect of console gaming, the couch. I'm talking about 4 buddies, a ton of soda, and hours in front of their favorite game whilst sitting next to each other on a couch! The catalyst that set this post in motion is a game called "Army of Two" for 360. It's due out in November and from the synopsis of the game, one could suspect it to be one of the best co-op experiences ever...except it's 1 player. Microsoft was nice enough to throw in an AI character for the lonely nerd who has no friends, but they left out the rest of us who like to play console games with out buddies. "Microsoft, I know why you do it, but it makes me sad that selling more copies of the game is more important than having a great title."

Anyway, I'm pissed. Be pissed with me.

Flankster

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Well I, for one, still feel special about myself.


Handicap Dance Competition - Watch more free videos

Swords will fucking cut you wide open.

http://gorillamask.net/cautionaryswords.shtml

Do it.

Even gayer than Reed's French video.



Ridiculously long intro, but after the fake old dude and the hotties, it's Gay City, USA.

Check it.

Megawhat?


Look very closely. Click on the IMG for better Resolution.

Understanding Women


18 Insights Into Understanding Women - What they Say When We're Not Around

Why Irish People Scare me.

lulz DnD

Friday, June 29, 2007

Monday, June 25, 2007

4 CHAN LINKING BAD! Click it yourself.

4CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

http://zip.4chan.org/a/src/1182819496480.jpg

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Monday, June 18, 2007

YTMND of Win? Oh the romance.

http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/

Overcompensating, yeah?

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Friday, June 15, 2007

Europeans what?

Boobs.



Do want. That is all.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Panda Sneeze

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Monday, June 4, 2007

Thursday, May 31, 2007

A cute chick

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Resident Evil: Extinction teaser trailer

Drug using horse story for children of youth.

Read this post and tell me your thoughts. I remember feeling just like this growing up.

click this shit

have a nice mothers day!

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

BrokeBack to the Future

OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!

lolwut?

Jack Link's Genius Ads





It hurts sooo good. I'll still be laughing by the time you guys watch these.

Wedding Crashers Recut to 300



Found this. Another great editting job.

Anchorman Recut to 300



Great dub. Top 10 for sure.

lol70's,

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Pictures Of Walls


Pictures Of Walls
A site with lots of funny and thought provoking Graffiti from around the world.

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Very Useful Talent


Very Useful Talent - Brought to you by Break.com Video Search

The Cliff 2




More Leaked Halo Vids


More after the jump

Pictures of the Clement HIgh School Map


http://www.flickr.com/photos/8082096@N02/?saved=1

Keyboard Waffle Iron


Because breakfast isn't nerdy enough, I present to you the Keyboard Waffle Iron. There's really nothing else to be said about this wonder of modern technology, but I invite you to make your best keyboard/waffle puns in comments. Come on, let's see what you've got. –Adam Frucci
[via gizmodo]

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Looking for Nemo?

Google Mobile


Google Mobile
You can get movie times, weather, flight information, and a bunch more stuff! All free.
Definetly worth checking out and saving in your phone.

Fensler FIlms GI Joe PSAs! (Gotta Love them!!)

Click here to get your daily GI Joe PSA!!!

sexual consent a must...

Monday, April 30, 2007

Monkies!

Best montitor set up Ever

Most awesome Super Mario Mod Ever. So hilarious

More reasons why soccer players are pussies (<3 Jason)

AMAZING DOUBLE HEADBUTT!



SAVAGE FACE STOMP!



VICIOUS INVISIBLE ANKLE BREAKER!



PENALTY MASTURBATION!



LEAP OF FAITH!



PHYSICS DEFYING SHOULDER-FACE ACTION!



NOW WITH COMMENTARY AND SOUND EFFECTS!



NOT EVEN TRYING!



THESE GUYS ARE FUCKING NINJAS!



DELAYED REACTION, DELAYED AWESOME.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Monday, April 23, 2007

Halo 3 Zanzibar footage. Watch it fuckers.

Clicky McClickerson

Some cool terrain that I came up with (with some help)


Different angle, with some advanced lighting, and shadows

Original render

Dating Contract: Reed, get one going retroactively.

http://0.content.collegehumor.com/d1/misc/CollegeHumorDatingContract.pdf

Friday, April 20, 2007

Sex Theme Partk? (Im in!)

Click here!

Family Guy vs Christianity

Basilisk Concept (Matt check it out!)


Side View of the same version as below

New Back-end, and updated tracks (double sided)
(new--updated tracks and front panel for future heavy bolter)

(Older--no definition in the tracks, no indentation for future heavy bolter.)

Note: descriptions apply to image ABOVE the text...

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Badass I want to be when I grow up.



This guy.



James T. Kirk



Reason #459 why God hates fat people.



Though in India, there is no God, so fatties can still kick ass.



Another scene of the COOLEST MOVIE EVER.



The single most shameful way to get your ass kicked, ever.

A Little Trippy?

Click Here

Halo + Metroid + Lesbians. YOU CANNOT MISS THIS.

Sickest thing I've seen in a long time, no joke.

Watch past the credits too, I lol'd.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Monday, April 9, 2007

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Goog-411










Google threw a new product called Goog-411 into Google Labs today - a free telephone based information service that could replace toll 411 calls.
Goog-411 can be accessed by dialing 1-800-GOOG-411.

Friday, April 6, 2007

Kevin Robertson Doc


Nick Kova a friend of mine in a TAT class made this Doc. It's crazy amazing!

Wednesday, April 4, 2007