[Mother and Child Enter] Child[Excitedly]: "Mommy! Look--free candy! Can I get some? Lets ask him!"
[Child starts running towards the vehicle but the mother stops him shortly by grabbing the child by the collar]
Mother[Sternly]: "No Jimmy, you should'nt talk to strangers. You should never talk to someone you don't know."
[Driver of the van overhears.]
[The driver, who's window is rolled down, begins to speak and as he does, the mother and child look directly at him seeing he's just wearing a clown suit and immediately they turn to him and smile. What they don't see, is that he's not wearing any pants.]
Driver[Coaxingly]: "Hi! Would you like some free candy? Its made from small children in Africa using funds that they get from people like you and me over here in the states!"
[The mother acknowledgingly lets the kid step up to the van where the door swiftly opens and 9 clowns are in plain sight, all with no pants. There was only one part of the driver's dialogue that was true. The candy was made from small children.]
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[Mother and Child Enter]
Child[Excitedly]: "Mommy! Look--free candy! Can I get some? Lets ask him!"
[Child starts running towards the vehicle but the mother stops him shortly by grabbing the child by the collar]
Mother[Sternly]: "No Jimmy, you should'nt talk to strangers. You should never talk to someone you don't know."
[Driver of the van overhears.]
[The driver, who's window is rolled down, begins to speak and as he does, the mother and child look directly at him seeing he's just wearing a clown suit and immediately they turn to him and smile. What they don't see, is that he's not wearing any pants.]
Driver[Coaxingly]: "Hi! Would you like some free candy? Its made from small children in Africa using funds that they get from people like you and me over here in the states!"
[The mother acknowledgingly lets the kid step up to the van where the door swiftly opens and 9 clowns are in plain sight, all with no pants. There was only one part of the driver's dialogue that was true. The candy was made from small children.]
[End]
Oh and Reed... I don't even have to tell you how much of a good idea that is.
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